The two people next to me who were clearly not popular in high school whispering about office gossip
The man in the over sized camo coat snoring
The Mic happy hostess
The man who was all bothered that I asked to borrow his pen
The mess of a man who created a ruckus because he couldn't find an outlet - your email to Marvel Comics can wait.
The fact that it's 10:17am and my phone just flashed '20% battery life remaining'
The 90's Raver techno music blaring from this kids' iPod sitting behind me
The woman who insists on applying hand sanitizer every 3 minutes
The peck peck pecker lady on her computer clearly writing a very angry letter
The older woman who spoke so loudly and insistently on her cell phone about 'brewing a pot of tea' (Ok, later I found out she was a doctor so that conversation was allowed)
People's desperate attempts at getting out of jury duty (Your sister was not in an accident JUST LIKE THIS ONE and it would NOT impair your judgement on this trail!)
The woman who had a Burberry catalogue throw up on her
Things that were amusing about Jury Duty:
At 4:03 I mentioned I worked with Drag Queens and at 4:30 I was dimissed.
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